Rudiments of Knowledge

I'm going to have to keep these posts as angry as possible, that they fit with the blog title. The other blog will be for more philosophic fits of rage. Pure rage is far from philosophic. You know why Socrates never got printed? He had way too many cuss words in his theories. In fact, the first words he could ever produce on any theory were 'Holy fucking fuck!' and he'd keep writing it over and over until great ideas would come out of it. For instance, the second holy fucking fuck might be misspelled, causing him to both question the intricacies of language and to write 'God Damn Fucking Spelling Errors!' He got the idea for capitalism while he was capitalizing the phrase, 'FUCKING CRIMINAL GANGSTER PIRATE MOTHERFUCKERS!' Plato had to go over all these writings after and edit them. Otherwise we'd all have to say we live in a shitocracy and we'd have a prime dumbfuck instead of a prime minister. The only remaining vestige of Socrates's influence is swearing on the Bible.
More Scripts	Songs	Statements
© 2010. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved.